Shit talk

Sometime this week, or maybe it was last Sunday, we were a huge group at our hideout (8 or 9 people) chatting, talking, drinking tea/coffee and having some snacks. Oh yes, and while at it, somebody brought up the shit subject. Well actually she talks and mention shit often, as a way of saying things.

But, this conversation resulted in a personal experience talkshow with the topic being: How to shit (in the woods). Almost every person gave out his techniques on shitting, whether is slow or fast, weather it is mostly in a solid, liquid or gas state, the size and shape of them. Other interesting points where the duration of excretion, ranging from milli- to various seconds.

However, the most stunning information coming out (thinking of it coming out), especially from the ladies in the group, was on how your ass should be placed on the toilet seat for better comfort. Very useful information for those who shit rarely (and thus extremely compact) and those who shit hardly and largely. There was a general consensus that by shoving one's ass cheeks further out on the toilet seat cover, they could come out with the minimum inconvenience and stress.

Feel it peeping out? Go to the bathroom, sit, shove them out and plop, you won't even know it.

(Filed under life, cos life can be shit at times)

Work schedule

Just to give you a picture of my current busy life:

On Wednesday 15th November, I have to give a 10-minute presentation on "Irrigated Agriculture";

On Monday 20th November I have to give a one hour presentation on: "The Origin and Structure of the Earth";

On Monday 4th December, I have to give another one hour presentation on: "Igneous and metamorphic rocks"; and

By Friday 8th December I have to hand in a 1000 word essay on "The cryosphere and climate change".