Friday 10 November 2006

Shit talk

Sometime this week, or maybe it was last Sunday, we were a huge group at our hideout (8 or 9 people) chatting, talking, drinking tea/coffee and having some snacks. Oh yes, and while at it, somebody brought up the shit subject. Well actually she talks and mention shit often, as a way of saying things.

But, this conversation resulted in a personal experience talkshow with the topic being: How to shit (in the woods). Almost every person gave out his techniques on shitting, whether is slow or fast, weather it is mostly in a solid, liquid or gas state, the size and shape of them. Other interesting points where the duration of excretion, ranging from milli- to various seconds.

However, the most stunning information coming out (thinking of it coming out), especially from the ladies in the group, was on how your ass should be placed on the toilet seat for better comfort. Very useful information for those who shit rarely (and thus extremely compact) and those who shit hardly and largely. There was a general consensus that by shoving one's ass cheeks further out on the toilet seat cover, they could come out with the minimum inconvenience and stress.

Feel it peeping out? Go to the bathroom, sit, shove them out and plop, you won't even know it.

(Filed under life, cos life can be shit at times)

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